Dating Q&A

Dial 1-800-whatsyourcoffeeorder for a mediocre time.

I’m not sure if it’s all of the Sex and the City I’ve been rewatching, but something possessed me to give authority on the ever-controversial topic of dating.

Dating-in-New-York-discourse is my least favorite kind of online fodder. Every time any semblance of a “relationship” I have comes to an end, whether it was two dates or two months, I’m always met with the same sympathy—dating in New York is basically impossible.

I appreciate everyone trying to make me feel better as I seek sympathy out from my friends, family, and known associates on a daily basis. As a born and bread antagonist (it’s genetic, and I’m not looking at you, mom), it’s my nature to challenge this. It’s obviously not impossible, but it’s definitely very hard.

I’m flattered that any of you would look to me, your dear, single friend of almost a decade, to bestow guidance. My therapist recently said to me—you’ve had a seriously rough time! If we can’t laugh…

As I get going here, I am a little afraid that prospective future lovers will find this. At least I will get $5 in return for their curiosity.

Let’s get into your questions for lil ol’ me.