I think that everyone is up to speed on the fact that I love Harry Styles more than life itself.
Since the One Direction days of fan fiction, begging my mom for tour tickets every year, and that Barbie doll collection of 2012, I’ve been on the bandwagon, and won’t be coming off anytime soon.
Quite possibly, my biggest fear may be meeting Harry in person. It keeps me awake at night that working in the fashion industry may allow me to cross paths with him at some moment, depending on my success, and I will immediately have to be escorted out of the room at risk of throwing up (out of love, of course).
As someone who saw Love On Tour twice and is anxiously awaiting the release of tickets for his ten-day stint at MSG later on this year, Harry’s House is something that I was waiting for anxiously.
With the release of As It Was, we all knew this was going to be different than the aesthetics that Harry has bestowed upon us before. No more Gucci shirts, high waisted trousers, and suspenders. Enter: JW Anderson, Molly Goddard, and the lack of any sanity I had remaining.
The looks created by Harry’s stylist, Harry Lambert, and the aesthetic carefully crafted by his team, including Creative Director, Molly Hawkins (perhaps a distant relative) is better than any Harry-era we’ve seen before. All of this, culminated with the fact that he’s in a chic relationship with certified girlboss, Olivia Wilde, was on the cover of Better Homes and Gardens, and has a booming beauty business, proves that ultimately, the world is becoming Harry’s House.
Alas, here is my comprehensive review of the album known as Harry’s House.
Favorite Song: Little Freak
I love a Harry sad moment. Matilda was a little too sad, and Boyfriends hit a little too close to home for me to casually listen. This is the perfect combination of a beat that sounds incredible in Airpod Maxes, with the lyrical roundhouse kick to the gut that I’m alright with.
Least Favorite Song: Love Of My Life
I don’t love it when ‘baby’ is said in a song, and this has that just a bit too much. But no Harry song can ever be bad in my eyes.
Best Vibey Song: Keep Driving
I never thought that I would hear 2014 Harry Styles sing the words “Cocaine” or “Sideboob”, let alone one next to the other, but here we are! And I’m grateful for it!
Song With The Most Tea: Cinema
He might’ve well have just sang “I Love Olivia Wilde I Love Olivia Wilde I Love Olivia Wilde I Love Olivia Wilde I Love Olivia Wilde I Love Olivia Wildeeeeeeee.”
Song That I Will Listen To For A Year Straight: Grapejuice
On Fine Line, it was Cherry. Something about this song reminds me of when I would listen to The Beatles when I was like eight (for some reason?) and it’s a really nice one to play in the background of any task.
Favorite Lewk Thus Far
Custom S.S. Daley duck sweater?!?!?! Molly Goddard baggy jeans!??!?!?! If every boy dressed this way, I would never get the ick again.
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SO AMAZING. whenever i had a chance to listen to music the past month i would play the album straight thru and thats it. however, love of my life is my FAVORITE SONG i am so obsessed. also im going to love on tour in october