My summer shopping list

We can at least pretend it's warm.

I have a list on my phone called “things I want to buy but don’t want to pay for”.

My Dyson Airwrap and my Hatch broke in the same week. I’ve consulted the Easter Bunny’s liaison (my mother) regarding the Hatch considering it’s something I absolutely cannot survive without (and my phone battery has died tenfold playing ocean sounds all night), and she said she will see what he can do (yes, I’m 25).

I also have a list of invention/business ideas, but this subscription would have to be $1k/month for me to tell you guys those secrets.

Gardenheir clogs are like, $78. I want them for the pottery studio in the summer, because my current studio shoes are Merrell’s that now will forever have clay dust imbedded into them, and these are much easier to clean. Too many of my friends have the Rag & Bone Sweatpant Jeans for me to not have them, and I’m seething with jealousy every time they reveal them while we’re at a bar or dinner.

A Mubi Subscription is something I currently have as a Hinge Prompt to show perspective husbands that I’m not like other girls. That’s partially why I don’t want to pay for it, because this is on the list of things I would like as a relationship benefit, alongside a shared collection of vintage sweaters and plans every Friday night.