These lips were made for talking

The Lamar Odom documentary, Summer House SOTU, and the arsenal of lip products I carry with me on a daily basis.

Pop-culturally, I’m exhausted.

It’s been a week to say the least. From the Summer House cast having their very own “Scamanda” (from the derivative Scandoval in Bravonese) to the premier of the long-awaited Lamar Odom documentary, I’ve never had less going on socially but more going on personally.

Forgive me if I jump around here, but this Friday-edition Coffee Order is going to be representative of my brain—mush. It’s been far too much for one online-obsessed girl to handle.

I’d like to start with Summer House, just to get it out of the way because I honestly would like to forget about it until next week. If you don’t watch, I apologize. Skip to the part that talks about how Khloé Kardashian deserves the Presidential Medal of Freedom.

Over the weekend, I asked three friends, one separate from the other two, if they thought the then unconfirmed rumors about West and Amanda were true. Two said no, one said yes. At the time, I agreed with the former, and went further to say that I thought Ciara and West had ended up dating after the season, and everyone was keeping quiet as an effort to retain the integrity of the rest of the episodes and the inevitable reunion. Enough has been spoiled (KJ and Dara dating, Ben and that girl dating, Carl and Bailee dating), save the real tea for when they get paid to unveil it.

Boy, was I wrong!